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Friday Humour - BT Support Calls
By Jamie | February 2, 2007
BT Does have a sense of humour! Support calls BT has taken via it’s Home IT Advisor Support Line.
Customer: “My mouse mat isn’t wired up”
Advisor: “I’m not sure I understand, your mouse mat shouldn’t have any wires.”
Customer: “well how does it know where my mouse is? Is it wireless?”Advisor: “Press any key to continue.”
Customer: “I can’t find the ‘Any’ key.”Customer: “I keep getting inappropriate pop-ups on my computer and don’t want my wife to think that it’s me.”
Advisor: “I will remove them for you.”
Customer: “How do I get them back when she is not in?”Customer: “How do I change channel on my monitor?”
Advisor: “Your monitor won’t have channels like a TV.”
Customer: “But I was watching the internet channel the other day and now I just get the word processing channel.”Advisor: “Can you click on ‘My Computer’?”
Customer: “I don’t have your computer, just mine.”Customer: “My 14 year-old son has put a password on my computer and I can’t get in.”
Advisor: “Has he forgotten it?”
Customer: “No he just won’t tell me it because I’ve grounded him.”
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